Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Sunday, 8 June 2008

Things you do on a warm, sunny day (or 'We have invented a new game.')

Hurrah! Summer is here (for this weekend only) and boy! did we make the most of it. (I feel a blog header coming on with that shadow section from the middle.)





But that was just today. Earlier this week I created a past time that will forever kill boredomness in the hands of any vaguely intelligent human being (I know b/c I road tested it on my terences) - ladies and gentlemen I give you




Donkey
(albeit in a 'slightly more crumpled than when first drawn' state.)




To encourage the childer in polishing off their Shreddies we drew
'Tea Party Donkey' .







Then, as happens, one thing lead to another and we had





'Picnic donkey'.


Breakfast was nearly done by this point so to get the last mouthfuls of Cheerios down their necks Team Trash came up with


'Scuba-diving Donkey'.


It was around about this point I realised that perhaps I was not fully in control of Donkey because the next thing I knew - Pissed Off Donkey was looking up off the page at me!



Fortunately for our ever-so delicate mental health we were saved more evil donkey glares by the fact that unless the Donkey drawing pen was put down we would
1) be late for school
and
2)fall victim to our own impending sense of hilarity.

So off we went with the entire trip taken up with Donkey possibilities - swimming donkey, dancing donkey and karate donkey to name a few. What the childer didn't know was inside each lunchbox was a sketch of Donkey doing stuff - Pr.C-W had Donkey dancing at the barre while Babyman had Kung-Fu Donkey. This in turn lead to us singing the Trash Towers version of 'Kung-fu fighting' all the way to school.

As I waited for my borrowed terences to finish their lunchtime babyswill we came up with



Tennis Donkey and (no picture currently) Juggling Donkey!


Quite sadly the black gel pen I had purloined from Princess C-Dub was on its very last legs so as the day wore on I found myself drawn to an uber-pen. Thick, deep black ink - check but even that doesn't make it my favourite. However setting a good example to my non-housemate children I smiled sweetly and donkeys began to pour forth from this bastard love child of a felt-tip and a gel pen.



Press-up Donkey!



Odd, weirdy, sad clown donkey.




And teeny weeny, tap-dancing donkey.


Teatime that evening saw us once again embroiled in the 'Walter Mitty stylee' life of Donkey.



A play around giving Donkey wings



lead to


which caused no end of hilarity and mirth to my obviously majorly disturbed children.

By this time the suggestions were coming thick and fast and my poor aching hand was having trouble keeping up with the flow of ideas.


World War II flying Ace Donkey



teeny weeny footballing donkey (please excuse my hands - I am an embarrassment to my mother!)





CK's contribution was Sweeney Todd Donkey (perhaps my kids get it from him - Do you think they need professional help?)

But my own personal favourite is an elegant and graceful creature who sheds light and joy with every swish of grass skirts - I give you



Hula Donkey!

18 comments:

Working Mom Knits said...

FAN - donkey - RASTIC!!!

ps: my high school used to hold a night of "Donkey Basketball" to raise money for the sports teams. Players would attempt to engage in a game of basketball while riding real donkeys around the gym!

Working Mom Knits said...

Drat the typo!

Should be
FAN - donkey - TASTIC!!

Lesley said...

Oh maaaaan - how weird is the world? I've just done a bit of a donkey blog too - cue spooky music....

Fabby donkeys Trash and so good to see you are good with your ass too :)

D'yer think we should rival Locket and launch a Donkey Swap?

xxx

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

I think a donkey swap would be excellent = that's a mighty fine ass you have there young trashy! Definitely an ass-et to society!

Jackie said...

Crocodile Dun-donkee?
Being as how you are from Australia.

Genevieve said...

love it! especially Sweeney Todd Donkey.

Penny said...

What great donkeys they are. But the washing line photo beats the lot of them.

(Or does it? They are all great fun pictures.)

marit said...

Hehe- I spent last week trying to sew a donkey"hat" that ended up looking just like Tussi (the norwegian name of the donkey in Winnie the Pooh stories- what's his name??) Anyway- love your donkeys!

Jodie said...

Wow ! two ass -realted posts in one morning- i've just been over to moogsmum.
Great drawings trash - I love the shadow photo!

Gina said...

They are just too funny! I find such comfort to know the blogging world is full of weird and wonderful people like me!!!
xx

lauren said...

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have to control my laughter...i fear i will...MAKE AN ASS of myself!!!!!!!! (ok, sorry...but not one else said it...and it HAD TO be said!) (didn't it??!) (whaddaya mean, "nope"?!) :)

ps: sign me up for therapy with the little 'uns--"death of a donkey" is TOTALLY my fave!

pss: i fear it is YE who are *silly*, m'good woman: top shelf of the cupboard?! for a dear t'internet chum???!! certainly not! an ENTIRE CLOSET will be put at your disposal, of course! (with advance notice...i will even MOVE THE COATS!!!!!!!!!!!) xoxo

psss: that photo with the shadows of stuffed animals onnit would indeed make a CRACKING header...tho the quilty trash towers is also hard to beat!!!

pssss: ok, i am done now, sorry for the record-breakingly-long comment! :)

wonderwoman said...

i have to say that my fav donkey was 'pissed off donkey' although lap dancing donkey came a close second - my family thought i had done made as i was chuckling away!

wonderwoman said...

uh o - typos! it should have been gone mad!

Blossom said...

oh my..ROFL!!!!!!

love em......all of em!!!!

You draw sooo well!!i'm jealous!!!!

quiltygal said...

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh its that Aussie sense of humour coming through

Tracey said...

Sweeney Todd donkey is my favorite!!

Leanne said...

Hey that made me laugh... love Sweeney Todd donkey...the only thing missing from that top photo is a child sitting underneath crying while their favourite friend dries.

Jen said...

Lordy I laughed my little head off at your Donkey post. I found this after popping into Lucy Locket and seeing her quilt and that had me killing myself laughing. Too funny. Too Funny. Too funny.