Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Monday, 28 November 2011

Guess what?

Builder Jim is out there knocking a hole in what remains of my old kitchen wall. The two rooms are being joined today.

We won't even mention a little bit the fact that no water pipes were run across the floor before the screed was laid down last week.

Thursday, 24 November 2011

A birthday in pictures (and a few words)

Breaking out into her teen years.
Thrilled to receive a long-awaited book.
Personalised Converse
Breakfast cake and candles (Banana and white chocolate)
Swish hat from bestest aunt

Teatime cake (Choc mint roulade with choc mint filling).

All in all I think it was a successful launch.

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Thirteen

We now officially own a teenager.

I might have mentioned once or twice before but I think this is one fabulous and amazing girl. Confident, clever, witty, sharp, compassionate, brave and the desire to travel fast and by means that terrify the crap out of her mother. I think I see motorbikes in our future.

Happy Birthday beautiful girl.

Monday, 21 November 2011

New arrival expected soon

I received one of the most exciting emails ever today.

Julie let me know that I was the lucky name drawn out by the random number draw-er thingy. Once she has cleared passport control and got through her discussions with immigration officials (there are several counties between me and Julie) Laramie is going to dance her little apple green shoes all the way up here to the top of The Hill.

I am more than just a little excited about this. What better way to celebrate the pale green gorgeousness that will be my new kitchen than with a pale green, kid silk haze (!!) beautiful girlie rabbit.

Je suis tres tres ecstasie.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Building work this past month/Barry update

It rained here a few weeks ago. I mean really rained. It was torrential. This was the day that Cappy and Barry came up to 'sort out' the drain. Part of living in a really old place on top of a really big hill is one has to live with really old infrastructure.

All the pipes in this building, whatever they contain, go into one drainpipe. Which meant that the 'boys' had to dig through layers of squelchy mud and muck to get to the ground level to lay the new ones.
Barry was out there shovelling gungey mud for hours, the rain dripping down his nose. I felt so guilty. This was greatly increased this week when his son told me that the surgeon told Barry back in Feb that he woul recover but that he would never work again. I assuaged my guilt a little by baking.

So once the drains were sorted we just had to wait for the doors and windows to arrive so things could move on. This picture is taken from where the window over the sink used to be. The large black area would be home to doors (when they eventually appeared).
And as if by magic here are the doors!
Black tarpaulin all vanished and glorious Sapele hardwood doors left in its place. Mike the builder returned last week. He hasn't been here for ages. "Those doors are great, aren't they?" he said to me.
"I like them." I said
"Yep, lovely doors, beautiful finish." (honestly, it sounded loads less like The Monty Python 'Parrot Sketch' when he said it.) "What are they made from?"
"Sapeeely." I said.
"Oh Sapehleh, hey?"
"Really lovely finish on them. They almost look like PVC."
"Oh, shit!"
It was compounded when the boss plasterer turned up here on Monday, looked up at the ceiling, turned to Mike and said "Oh. I thought it was a large ceiling? This isn't as big as that one we did last week down at Oke Childeford. You said it was a big one?" I looked questioningly at Mike - "So this is a crappy little extension with plastic windows then?"

My Assistant was disgusted that her access to the new kitchen has been obstructed.


Wednesday, 9 November 2011

A Christmas dream.

I woke up in the early hours the other morning and I knew. The answer to the Christmas Tree dilemma. Rather than choosing into which room we put the a tree this year we will have two.

I know. It seems obvious right? Two big(gish) reception rooms means two spots for festive festoonery but it was niggling at my internal perfectionist. (God alone knows it must be deeply internal bc I am buggered if there is ever sign of it in actuality.) However my dream the other night showed the true path. Normal tree in the living room with all of the normal decorations and a new tree with teeny weeny, tiny winy new decorations in the new kitchen. We could even have a real tree because there is no carpet for the needles to get stuck into.

However I now just have to find teeny weeny, tiny winy new decorations to hang on it. Any suggestions?

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Reason #512 I know CK is straight.

"Don't you think David Beckham is kind of creepy looking?"



No darling, no I don't.

Hilltop Town gains officially ace status.

The route map for the Olympic Torch's run has been published. Apparently it is to travel within 10 miles of just about every member of the Great British public. And those of us who happen to live here. Following the link on the news I clicked through to the map and timeline.


There was much scrolling through and scanning of town names until I spotted it.

My little Hilltop Town is playing host to the Olympic Torch even if just for a few minutes.

I think this is pretty cool!

Sunday, 6 November 2011

He's asking questions again.

This being England we had a week off a week or so back because nothing says commitment to education like having a holiday seven weeks into term. We spent the time hiding from the rain and watching the builders lash our new kitchen together. One night the kids and I had went on a date to see Johnny English (won't even mention my car dying as we turned into the parking space).

One morning I was washing dishes in the remnant of our kitchen when destructoBoy came in and sat on the steps. "Muuum.." My blood ran cold. That tone of voice was precusor to the kind of question I haven't dealt with in a while.

 Suffice it to say I answered it through example of a black plastic bin bag. Both in its flaccid state.
And when filled with air.


He and his sister were in hysterics by the end of my demonstration.